I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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