Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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