I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
if only i could text you this smell
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
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