What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
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Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
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Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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