i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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