There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
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