why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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