Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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