whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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