How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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