The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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