DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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