Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just cropdusted the office
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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