that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
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She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
that may or may not have been my penis.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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