Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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