After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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