I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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