this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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