question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
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After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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