Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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