he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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