i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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