You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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