Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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