Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i will never coherently bang her
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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