Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
