sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
So squirting runs in the family.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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