you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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