omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
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