I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
My feet surprised me
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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