You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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