I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
