CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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