Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
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My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
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I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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