These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Randomize
