It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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