I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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