We're like a lot better than the average bears
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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