I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I think your dad took our porno
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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