Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Randomize
