after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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