I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Someone signed my nipple.
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