i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
