Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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