he shaved USA in his pubs
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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