I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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