the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
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I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I want to fling myself into the sun
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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