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• (207): View more from Maine

  Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.

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  I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.

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• (518): View more from New York

  apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.

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• (845): View more from New York

  weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize

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• (360): View more from Washington

  im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex

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  SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.

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• (209): View more from California

  I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.

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