I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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