i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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