She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
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You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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