I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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