her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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